As the Super Eagles of Nigeria lock horns with the Stallions of
Burkina Faso on Sunday in the final match, and we can authoritatively
reveal that over 113 commercial s*x workers otherwise known as
prostitutes stormed the city of Johannesburg to cheer the Super Eagles
to victory.
In a brief chat with one of the top ringleaders of Association of
Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), in Abuja on Saturday, it was learnt that the
prostitutes left for South Africa Friday night aboard a popular airline
(name withheld).
According to the source, the prostitutes were ready to do anything in
other for the Super Eagles to return home with the trophy after 13
years.
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“Our initial plan was to fly at least 500 members down there but
along the line some of our sponsors disappointed us. We were not
discouraged by that anyway, we made a promise and we must fulfil it.”
She said.
When asked if the one week free s*x as earlier promised by the
association would still hold if the Nigeria carries the day, the
optimistic source directed us to general secretary of the Association of
Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), Jessica Elvis.
Her words: “See bros, I’m not in the right position to talk about that, I would advise you to call Jessy (referring to Jessica Elvis) who is our gen-sec, she would tell you all you need to know about that.”
When our correspondent contacted Jessica she told this reporter to keep his finger cross for the big show.
“Yes, our members left Nigeria yesterday (Friday) night for South Africa to cheer the Super Eagles to victory and we pray and hope for Nigeria to carry the day.”
Asked how many of them left for South Africa Jessica said, “Just wait for the big show or you can come down to Lagos for our pre victory party tonight.”
Asked if the pre victory party would be gated, she angrily said, “My president directed me not to talk to the press until after the match, we’ll address the media after the match,” she added.
The association had earlier promised to declare one week of free s*x if the Super Eagles emerge winner of the competition.
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