Wednesday 26 December 2012

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Pregnant For Kanye


KIM KARDASHIAN got the Christmas gift of a lifetime – she's pregnant, say sources.

The reality TV star was pho tographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging belly – and now friends say Kim, 32, who hooked up with hip-hop kingpin Kanye West in April, is in the very early stages of a surprise pregnancy.

"Despite all her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it's obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be around her midsection," divulged a close source. "Plus, she's given up alcohol completely. And she con fessed to pals that she and Kanye are shopping for a family-friendly home in Los Angeles together.

"When a close friend asked Kim point-blank in mid-December if she was pregnant, she slyly responded, 'That would be the best Christmas present ever!'"

As The ENQUIRER reported in November, after Kim and Kanye returned from a romantic trip to Italy this fall, she came up with a plan to marry her 35-year-old beau in a lavish $20 million ceremony and give birth to twins by undergoing fertility treatments.

Kim and Kanye fell in love with parenthood after giving it a test run by hanging around and taking care of older sister Kourtney's two children, Mason and Penelope, according to the source, who added: "Kim made it clear a few months ago that she was opting to undergo fertility treatments, and now they appear to have been successful."

But Kim apparently plans to keep the baby news under wraps until she's out of her first trimester.

"Kim and Kanye are overjoyed, as is Kim's family," said the source. "She's wanted to be a mom for years – and now that that wish is finally coming true."

Culled from National Enquirer

Chris Brown Reportedly Paid N155m For Lagos Concert… Owner Of Mansion Revealed

Chris Brown’s visit to Nigeria last weekend has come and gone but what most people did not know is the American R & B singer was reportedly paid a whopping $1m for his appearance with a 15-man crew in the country.
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Although financial details of the deal were not made public, we gathered that a significant part of that money was paid by Oando boss, Wale Tinubu with telecommunications giant, Etisalat, coming in as last minute sponsors of the gig which held at the Expo Hall of the Eko Hotel & Suites Lagos.
In a related development, the owner of the gigantic house in which Chris Brown was lodged during his visit has been reported to belong to Sayyu Dantata, the owner of MRS Petroleum.
The mansion, located on  Banana Island Ikoyi, awed Chris Brown so much that he posted photos of it on Instagram with the caption; “This house I’m at in Nigeria is big as f**k!”

Relieve To Nigeria: US To Send Soldiers To Tackle Boko Haram

 

A U.S. Army brigade will begin sending small teams into as many as 35African nations early next year, part of an intensifying Pentagon effort to train countries to battle extremists and give the U.S. a ready and trained force to dispatch to Africa if crises requiring the U.S. military emerge.
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The teams will be limited to training and equipping efforts, and will not be permitted to conduct military operations without specific, additional approvals from the secretary of defense.
The sharper focus on Africa by the U.S. comes against a backdrop of widespread insurgent violence across North Africa, and as the African Union and other nations discuss military intervention in northern Mali.
The terror threat from al-Qaida linked groups in Africa has been growing steadily, particularly with the rise of the extremist Islamist sect Boko Haram in Nigeria. Officials also believe that the Sept. 11 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, which killed the ambassador and three other Americans, may have been carried out by those who had ties to al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb.
This first-of-its-kind brigade assignment — involving teams from the 2nd Brigade, 1st Infantry Division — will target countries such as Libya, Sudan, Algeria and Niger, where al-Qaida-linked groups have been active. It also will assist nations like Kenya and Uganda that have been battling al-Shabab militants on the front lines in Somalia.
Gen. Carter Ham, the top U.S. commander in Africa, noted that the brigade has a small drone capability that could be useful in Africa. But he also acknowledged that he would need special permission to tap it for that kind of mission.
“If they want them for (military) operations, the brigade is our first sourcing solution because they’re prepared,” said Gen. David Rodriguez, the head of U.S. Army Forces Command. “But that has to go back to the secretary of defense to get an execute order.”
Already the U.S. military has plans for nearly 100 different exercises, training programs and other activities across the widely diverse continent. But the new program faces significant cultural and language challenges, as well as nagging questions about how many of the lower-level enlisted members of the brigade, based in Fort Riley, Kan., will participate, since the teams would largely be made up of more senior enlisted troops and officers. A full brigade numbers about 3,500, but the teams could range from just a few people to a company of about 200. In rare cases for certain exercises, it could be a battalion, which would number about 800.
To bridge the cultural gaps with the African militaries, the Army is reaching out across the services, the embassies and a network of professional organizations to find troops and experts that are from some of the African countries. The experts can be used during training, and the troops can both advise or travel with the teams as they begin the program.
“In a very short time frame we can only teach basic phrases,” said Col. Matthew McKenna, commander of the 162nd Infantry Brigade that will begin training the Fort Riley soldiers in March for their African deployment. “We focus on culture and the cultural impact — how it impacts the African countries’ military and their operations.”
Thomas Dempsey, a professor with the Africa Center for Strategic Studies, said the biggest challenge will be the level of cultural, language and historical diversity across the far-flung continent.
“How do you train for that in a way that would be applicable wherever they go?” said Dempsey, a retired Army colonel. He said he’s not sure using a combat brigade is the right answer, but added, “I’m not sure what the answer is. The security challenges differ so dramatically that, to be honest, I really don’t think it’s feasible to have a continental training package.”
The Pentagon’s effort in Africa, including the creation of U.S. Africa Command in 2007, has been carefully calibrated, largely due to broad misgivings across the continent that it could spawn American bases or create the perception of an undue U.S. military influence there. As a result, the command has been based in Stuttgart, Germany, rather than on the African continent.
At the same time, many African nations are eager for U.S. training or support, as they work to build their militaries, battle pirates along the coast and shut down drug trafficking, kidnapping and other insurgent activities.
McKenna acknowledged the challenge, but said the military has to tap its conventional fighting forces for this task because there aren’t enough special operations forces to meet the global training needs. He said there will be as many as a dozen different training segments between February and September, each designed to provide tailored instruction for the particular teams.
The mission for the 2nd Brigade — known as the “Dagger Brigade” — will begin in the spring and will pave the way for Army brigades to be assigned next to U.S. Pacific Command and then to U.S. European Command over the next year. The brigade is receiving its regular combat training first, and then will move on to the more specific instruction needed for the deployments, such as language skills, cultural information and other data about the African nations.
Dagger Brigade commander Col. Jeff Broadwater said the language and culture training will be different than what most soldiers have had in recent years, since they have focused on Pashtun and Farsi, languages used mostly in Afghanistan and Iran. He said he expects the soldiers to learn French, Swahili, Arabic or other languages, as well as the local cultures.
“What’s really exciting is we get to focus on a different part of the world and maintain our core combat skills,” Broadwater said, adding that the soldiers know what to expect. “You see those threats (in Africa) in the news all the time.”
The brigade will be carved up into different teams designed to meet the specific needs of each African nation. As the year goes on, the teams will travel from Fort Riley to those nations — all while trying to avoid any appearance of a large U.S. military footprint.
“The challenge we have is to always understand the system in their country,” said Rodriguez, who has been nominated to be the next head of Africa Command. “We’re not there to show them our system, we’re there to make their system work.

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Chaos At Roman Catholic Church As Priest Weds Man Married To Two Women

A Roman Catholic priest based at Our Lady of the Rosary parish in Winston Park, Marondera, Zimbabwe has clashed with some members of his flock after he joined a polygamist in holy matrimony.

Father Fintan is alleged to have been pressured by members of his church committee which was composed of interested parties. The polygamous Dennis Dzere (39) has two wives, Tsitsi Pauline Makwindi (35) with whom he has three children and Brenda Chipere (32) who has been his second wife for eight years and is pregnant by him. Dennis then decided to solemnise his marriage to the first wife, Tsitsi by marrying her under the marriage law. Having heard Dennis' plans, Brenda approached Father Fintan three days before the wedding day objecting to her husband's intended wedding. Father Fintan called Dennis and the church committee before Brenda was assured that the wedding had been stopped. Man of God, Fintan confirmed last Sunday that he erred by accepting the church committee's decision to join Dennis and Tsitsi in holy matrimony behind Brenda's back. Narrating her ordeal, Brenda said Dennis connived with members of Tsitsi's church who are lawyers and threatened her before police moved in and took Brenda outside the church premises. "I am going to sue Father Fintan because I objected to the wedding before he called my husband Dennis who confirmed that he has two wives. As we speak, I am three months pregnant and I have been living with Dennis for eight years and Tsitsi is very much aware of that. Dennis has keys to my house and pays my rent. During the meeting with church committee, Dennis was sending me text messages telling me that he would do more than pay my rent and pay my other bills that I was paying for if I let him wed Tsitsi. "Fintan told me that he was going to stop the wedding only to be called last Friday for a meeting with his church committee who questioned me the whole night. I left Fintan's house at 5am on Saturday before his committee remained behind and convinced Fintan to quickly join the two behind my back. The wedding venue belongs to the chairman Gochera who presided over the meeting that wanted to convince me not to object to the wedding. The other person who is a sister in the church is related to Tsitsi so they forced Fintan to go ahead with the wedding. "Dennis is not a member of the Catholic Church. He only wanted to use the wedding certificate to facilitate children's school place at Catholic Boarding schools. The church committee used illegal ways before the police officers denied me entry to the church after I was informed that the wedding was going ahead," narrated Brenda. Dennis CONFIRMED that his second wife - Brenda - caused a scene before the committee facilitated his wedding to go ahead. "Everyone in Marondera knows that Brenda isimbi yamudhara and everyone else be it at social soccer and she brought pictures of me with her cruising in Lake Kariba and other places. Inyaya yeshaisano chete and I guess someone pushed her to approach the priest three days before the wedding. Friends helped me approach the magistrate for a license and we sought a peace order to allow police officers to bar her from entering the church. There is no big issue because we finally succeeded and the wedding went well. I think she tried to disturb the wedding because everyone knows her as my wife and no one would marry her especially here in Marondera (if she were to break up with me)," said Dennis. Father Fintan admitted that he erred. "It's true Brenda approached me three days before the wedding with an objection and I decided to call for a meeting with our legal advisers and the church committee. You can speak to our legal advisory Advocate Phiri and the church's chairman Mr Gochera. I solemnised the wedding after the church found Brenda's reasons for objection negligible. Please see Advocate Phiri for a clearer clarification," said Father Fintan. Advocate Phiri, who was part of the church committee, said they found Brenda's objection weightless. "The two had no marriage certificates and from the meeting we found out that no relatives of Dennis knew Brenda. Church and court weddings only allow one man - one wife and there was no way Dennis would be joined in matrimony with two wives," said Advocate Phiri

SHOCKING!! Woman Takes Off Clothes And Faints After Consuming ‘Virginity Herbs’

A Business at Basch Street bus terminus in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, reportedly came to a standstill on Tuesday afternoon when an unidentified woman went into a fit and stri*ped unclad after she consumed a suspected herbal concoction believed to tighten vaginal muscles.

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After drinking the herbal concoction, the woman is alleged to have sweated profusely before she fainted and was taken to a local hospital by some Good Samaritans. It is reported that a small satchel with powdered herbs inscribed ‘vaginal tightening’ and a small bottle of water was found inside her purse.
The incident came hard on the heels of reports that there are some elderly women who make brisk business by selling love potions which include baboon urine, overtaker and mupfuhwira (zwana mina) inside the toilets. They claimed that they conducted their businesses inside the toilets because men should never see those concoctions, otherwise they would never see the light of the day.
According to witnesses who spoke to our news crew, the woman, who paid a high price for desire to enhance her s*xual experience, bought the herbs from one of the women who sell love potions inside the toilet at the terminus.
“On Tuesday we witnessed free drama when a woman in her mid 20s who seemed to have been possessed was heavily sweating before she stri*ped her clothes and immediately fainted. This was after she had consumed a herbal concoction she bought from an elderly woman who sells both love potions and some ‘virginity’ herbs. From the look of the things, it seems she failed to follow instructions prescribed by the herbalist,” said a kombi driver who identified himself as Never.
Ms Anna Mpofu, a vendor concurred with Never saying the woman failed to follow the instructions as she was supposed to drink the concoction after having a ‘strong’ meal.
“It’s not a secret that women are buying these herbs to tighten and dry their vaginas since their husbands or boyfriends consider anything else a sign of infidelity. It is unfortunate that this woman failed to follow instructions as the concoction is supposed to be consumed after eating strong foodstuffs like sadza. The woman got more than what she had bargained for in her bid to tighten her organ by drying up the lining so that there will be greater friction as a way of enhancing her s*xual pleasure.,” said the vendor.
A ‘hwindi’ at the same rank, Dennis Maseko said: “This incident will be a wake up call to other women who are also in the habit of using these herbs as a way of spicing up their s*xual life and the need to turn themselves into virgins once more.”
Source: My Zimbabwe

Crashes Reported On Boxing Day In Nigeria

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At least two crashes have been reported as Nigerians mark Boxing Day amid an economic crunch and fuel scarcity.
The Federal Road Safety Commission reports on its Facebook page that a Toyota Hiace bus with registration number XE 950 RSH, conveying five males and 10 females, crashed at Banda on Lokoja-Abuja Expressway.
One male passenger and five females were injured in the crash.
In a separate crash, an unidentified vehicle reportedly skidded off the road at a spot on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway and slammed into the bush.
Witnesses said there were fears that none of the occupants survived the crash.
No fewer than 91 persons are reported to have died in separate crashes across the country in the last six days, according to FRSC.
More details as the story develops

Breaking News: Explosion Rocks Lagos

Reports we are monitoring indicate that a multi-storey building packed with fire works has exploded in the Idumagbo area of Lagos Island, Lagos some minutes ago injuring an unspecified number of persons.

The explosion which affected nearby buildings and cars is suspected to have been caused by a Fireworks storage facility in jankara market idumota. The building is said to be located on Oko Awo Street in the popular Jankara area of Lagos, close to King Ado Secondary School.
Witnesses said the explosion went off around 9.30a.m as the city marked Boxing Day amid a lull in business activities.
Injured persons have been rushed to the hospital with serious burns even as firefighters and rescue agencies swiftly deployed on the scene and battled the raging inferno.
..Details to come.
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