JAMB Postpones “CBT” Exam: New Date Is Between May 18 to June 1st

Reports reaching the koko~new~desk ;
This is to inform all  that the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has postponed dates for the  2013 CBT examinations nationwide, following some observed clashing of dates of the said exam with that of WAEC.

We enjoin all Candidates who enrolled for the Exam  to reprint their Registration Slips beginning from April 18th, 2013 to know the new dates.
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We wish all Jambites Success

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“BLOGGERS are from the pit ofHell sent by the Devil todestroy the careers ofsuccessful people.”- NonsoDiobi

Saw this on a friends blog its so funny well everyone is entitled to their own opinion he just opened up himself to us to hama. ok now

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Nonso Diobi is not happy with

bloggers, this was what he said

about them:

"Celebs are also humans just like you and should be allowed to live

their lives as one. We also have our personal life behind the

screen you know… Because most

of these so-called BLOGGERS are from the pit of Hell sent by the

Devil to destroy the careers of

successful people."

what do you think?????

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Derene Featured on the Juice "tribute to Goldie"

Denrele Edun shares insight into the life of his late best friend, Goldie Harvey. This interview is a tribute to Goldie who passed away on valentines day 2013. Goldie was most definitely one of Nigeria's top female artistes whose music was loved by many all over Africa. Denrele speaks about her death, music, her time at the big brother house, marriage and all she was.

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Most Wanted: Russian President's Biker Connections Put Him On Secret Blacklist

Russian President Vladimir Putin has been placed on a list of wanted criminals in Finland for his ties to a motorcycle club. Putin reacted to the news in his trademark ironic manner, while Helsinki issued a number of apologies.

On Wednesday, Finnish TV broadcaster MTV3 exposed that Vladimir Putin’s name surfaced in a secret criminal register for his contact with the Russian motorcycle club, the Night Wolves.
Being placed on the list translates to automatic detention at the Finnish border as a criminal for a possible jail term of at least six months. The news has shocked the country and its leaders. Statements of apologies followed.
Finnish Interior Minister Paivi Rasanen extended Putin "sincere apologies for the incorrect registry entry.
Rasanen added "the Interior Ministry considers it of grave concern if a member of the police has made such groundless entries into the database of suspects."

The country's prosecutors are looking into the possibility of launching a criminal case against those responsible for the mistake, YLE TV station reported.
The Russian president received the news with a certain degree of irony, but said he would not intervene in any way.
Presidential spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said: "I don’t think it calls for any action [on the part of Russia]. As far as we know, the Finnish site has noticed the gaffe in time on its own," Peskov explained.
Law enforcement was quick to correct the mistake and removed the Russian leader from the list.
"The National Police Board has investigated the case and indeed found that such a mistaken entry was in the register," National Police Board spokesman Robin Lardot said, adding "we have ordered it to be removed and are investigating the case very thoroughly. We don’t know how it got there."
The chief of Finland’s national police force, Mikko Paatero, apologized for the "mistaken" inclusion of Putin’s name in the database.
"This kind of incident is extremely exceptional and is not acceptable under any circumstances," Paatero said in a statement.
The database, MTV3 reported, is known only to a few top officials. But police clarified the register was a "computerized personal data file intended for nationwide use by the police."
People placed on the list are suspected to have ties to criminal activity "or having contributed to an offense subject to imprisonment of more than six months, or to an unlawful use of narcotics."

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Couple Caught Having S*x In Car Minutes After Leaving Church Service

One couple has celebrated Easter in way more associated with rabbits than Easter bunnies.


Georgia couple Jamel Grant, 26, and Michel Felix Casas, 21, were busted having s*x in their parked Nissan 350Z just minutes after leaving an Easter Sunday church service.
Cops say they caught Casas performing oral sex on Grant in the front driver's seat of the car they'd parked up in the Kroger Grocery Store lot, in Gwinnett County, just before midnight.
Grant was naked from the waist down and Casas' breasts were exposed. There was also a strong smell of marijuana.
They told officers they were "making out" and had just been to church, where they said they attended the Easter Service.
The Smoking Gun reports the pair were charged with public indecency, loitering, prowling and marijuana possession.
It's unknown whether they had in fact been to a service, due to the time they were allegedly caught.

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Senate Condemns Purported Plan to Scrap NECO, UTME, etc.

The Chairman, Senate Committee on Education, Senator Uche Chukwumerije has described the recent announcement of the government intention to scrap the National Examination Council (NECO) and the UTME as a continuity of the pattern of policy somersaults that have consistently limited progress in the education sector.
Senator Chukwumerije made the reaction of the Senate known in a statement made available on Sunday, entitled “RE: Reported Scrapping of NECO and UTME”. According to him, if the proposed scrapping should be effected, it will result in serious reversals in the education sector in the next five years.
 The lawmaker said the scrapping would exacerbate the identified key problems in the sector, including access, quality, funding and institutional management. Senator Chuwkumerije said, besides inaccessibility, the sector would suffer anarchy with increased temptations by university authorities to cut corners in obeying rules on carrying capacities and unaccredited courses, thus creating new fertile grounds for the growth of unlicensed institutions.

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Resident Site Engineer Jobs Nigeria – CDI AndersElite

CDI Corp. (NYSE:CDI) is an integrated, market-leading engineering and technology services organisation providing differentiated, client-focused solutions in select global industries. Its operating segments include the Americas, EMEA, APAC, and MRI. Its new service lines include Global Engineering and Technology Solutions and Professional Services Staffing. With more than 60 years in the industry, CDI has the expertise, speed and scale to help clients achieve a faster and higher return on capital investment
AndersElite is part of CDI Corp with annual revenues in excess of $1billion and 50 years in the industry serving the UK for 30 years. AndersElite has regional offices across the UK and Australia. Anderselite provide staffing and recruitment services to qualified professionals working in the Built Environment, IT and Aerospace industries. Our services are delivered through three core solutions: Recruitment, Talent Management and Contract Management. We tailor our services to each client meeting their complex work force needs enhancing their competitive edge in today’s ever changing market place.
AndersElite provides permanent, contract, RPO, MSP and retained services for professionals and clients who work in the built environment and associated industries: Architecture, Aerospace, Building services, Construction, Consulting Engineering, Facilities management, Health and Safety, Housing, Power & Process, Rail Services, Social housing, Surveying, IT and Town planning.
Job Title: Resident Site Engineer Jobs Nigeria
Job Description
NEW JOB ALERT!!!! Nigeria based site engineer role.

Anders Elite are looking to recruit an experienced resident project engineer, to work on a large $200 million new build cement factory in southern Nigeria. You will be working for a UK based subsiduary which specialises in International projects, and is currently on site in Mexico, Libya and Russia and many other parts of Africa.
We are looking for a degree qualified project engineer, with sub contractor and main contractor experience. You will have extensive experience on large bulk earthworks, large RC frame buildings (+55,000 Cubic metres) and large structural steel elements (+6500 Tonnes) .
The role will be a mixture of QA/Quality Control as well as setting out a number of structures. You will be responsible for a team of 4 local supervisors working out in the field, and working with a large team of ex-pat direct employed project management team.
This role is a permanent vacanacy. Your flights to Nigeria will be included, you will work a 12 week on 2 week off rotation and all flights and transport expenses are paid for on the two week lay off. Accommodation and Transportation is provided for once in Nigeria, you will have your own 2 bedroomed property with access to a leisure area included a swimming pool and satalliate TV.
For more information on this opportunity please contact mark warrington on 0161 829 3964.
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Onstream Group: Material & Corrosion Engineer Recruitment

The Onstream Group is a service oriented company with more of 30 years operating on a worldwide basis, primarily as a niche player in the oil and gas industry. To provide specialists with specific skills, by mediating and recruiting for positions in oil and gas related projects, is our core business. Our focus is on finding the optimum quality/price balance, whilst at the same time meeting the requirements and standards of our clients, and complying with the law.
Job Title: Material & Corrosion Engineer
Job Description
• Provide specialist expertise, policies, procedures, standards, and technical review capabilities in the area of Materials, Corrosion and Inspection engineering in the Engineering Disciplines.
• Provides specialist expertise in Corrosion Management system from downhole to a point of sale.
• Participate in drive to enhance its asset integrity both from a design, technical as well as an operational point of view for all projects in the pre-start up phase.
• Review and update standards on material selection, chemical inhibition, cathodic protectioncoating and non-metallics.
• Lead and/or Participate in normal projects audits / reviews, and QRAs during concept development, conceptual and detailed design basis. Carry out Corrosion Risk Based Assessments. Also, via participation in VARs, peer assists and technical challenge sessions; ensure consistent application of CONTRACTOR Materials, Corrosion and Inspection engineering standards in projects and in facility changes.
• Participate in CONTRACTOR sponsored Materials, Corrosion and Inspection engineering-related SGSi projects and studies.
• Assist the MCI discipline Lead in dealing with competence development of MCI engineering staff.
• Lead and/or participate in welding, fabrication and non-destructive testing for new oil and gas plants through option evaluation, and QCs on welding, fabrication and non-destructive testing work from design consultants. Thoroughly check consultant and contractor generated designs, specifications and interfaces to ensure compliance to legislation and group code and standards, identify cost effectiveness and innovative technology application.
Desired Skills & Experience

Job Requirements
Incumbent must be a graduate in a relevant technical discipline e.g. Material & Metallurgical Engineering, Corrosion Science & Engineering, etc. with working knowledge of a broad range of Materials, Corrosion and Inspection engineering systems, tools and practices. Experience should be 12 – 15 years with good inter-personal and leadership skills. Good communications skills (i.e. report writing and presentation) are essential. Must be registrable with COREN(Council for The Regulation of Engineering In Nigeria). Participation in local and international professional activities and networking is desirable.
The role is with an Oil & Gas Owner Operator.
This role is a resident rotation (option of 8X2 or 10X3) and is location in Nigeria.
Western Expats Only Need Apply
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Industrial Training Program – Procter & Gamble

P&G serves approximately 4.6 billion people around the world with its brands. The Company has one of the strongest portfolios of trusted, quality, leadership brands, including Pampers®, Tide®, Ariel®, Always®, Whisper®, Pantene®, Mach3®, Bounty®, Dawn®, Fairy®, Gain®, Charmin®, Downy®, Lenor®, Iams®, Crest®, Oral-B®, Duracell®, Olay®, Head & Shoulders®, Wella®, Gillette®, Braun®, Fusion®, Ace®, Febreze®, Ambi Pur®, SK-II®, and Vicks®. The P&G community includes operations in approximately 75 countries worldwide. Please visit Us.experiencePG.com for the latest news and in-depth information about a career at P&G!
Job Title: Industrial Training Program
Job Description
Procter & Gamble Nigeria Limited offers an exciting training opportunity for university under-graduates.
We offer under-graduates the opportunity to see what life after school really looks like. Not only will candidates learn, they will work side-by-side with full-time employees, solving the problems that currently face the company. We will provide all necessary guidance and coaching; however, we expect our interns to work effectively without supervision.
Business Contributions Will Include:
Developing and improving capability and systems at our manufacturing plant
Supporting various initiatives/projects
Leading investigation of machine breakdowns and quality outages.
Training Opportunities:
Interns will have the opportunity to participate in training programs with full-time employees. They will be assigned coaches/buddies from the day of resumption to monitor their progress.
Qualifications
We are looking for Electrical/Mechanical/Industrial Engineering students. We also have openings for Biochemistry, Chemical Engineering, Chemistry, and Industrial Chemistry our QA laboratory.
We will only accept candidates with high integrity and a passion for doing the right thing.
All interns must be fluent in English (written and verbal).
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New Product Development Manager – Emel Group Nigeria

 The EMEL Group is a leading business conglomerates which has grown substantially over the last 45 years. The Emel Group’s headquarters are situated in Lagos, the commercial capital of Nigeria, where the group started out in 1966 as a traditional trading outfit. The Group also has extensive operations on China, Hong-Kong and India.
The Group’s main activities are as follows:

• Sewing Machines
• Household Products
• Luggage
• Seating Solutions
• Building Materials
• Power Solutions
• Corporate Sales and Promotions

Job Title: New Product Development Manager
Job Description
Position Summary -:
This person will work closely with the business line, directly within the market and cross functionally within the organization to identify and evaluate product opportunities and ensure their success in the market with rigorous validation and product differentiations.
Identify and analyze product opportunities for their commercial impact and competitive differentiation.
CORE RESPONSIBILITY:
Primary Focus: Product Development Guidance—value prop and market/customer insight in driving the development of world-class House hold (HH ) products to Nigerian market.
Effectively identifies, analyzes and articulates market insight, customer needs, buying preferences and value proposition for target segments that drives successful new development and delivery of products and services.
Collaborates in the development of long-term portfolio planning and develops strategic price-setting strategies and long-term platform and product roadmap for platform and product development.
Drives development of product and sales platform roadmaps that successfully merge customer needs (articulated and latent), customer requirements with developments for HH product category success.
Produces and drives credible market-based forecasts. Sizes market opportunities and profit pools for new product development. Provides valuable insight to the product generation process and ensures successful preparation of products for launch into the marketplace.
Produces comprehensive, effective and actionable product plans.
Utilizes customer and competitive knowledge to drive differentiated product positioning for a product line or platform and smooth transition of new product in the in-market portfolio.
Identifies, establishes, and manages strategic partnerships, including relationships with customers, suppliers, and industry opinion leaders.
This position focus on identifying Nigerian customer needs for existing Household 500+ SKU’s , propose each of exiting SKU’s based user requirements & customer segmentations.
This includes identifying unique attributes of each SKU & support / match customer requirements on continuous basis, according to which segment we are servicing.
Make clear plans to meet those identified needs & propose which needs to be adjusted based customer priorities
Liaise with HK office to amend / customize product range based on customers’ needs.
Propose a cost efficient way to deliver our product message to retailers & end users including: BTL, Positioning, messaging, benefits, promotional mix & sales tools.
Communicate with HK / China office for new product sourcing with OEM, working closely with the sourcing manager in HK.
Working in close collaboration with internal team as well as customers, understand product packaging, design & etc. Managing and owning a full critical path of the entire product lifestyle.
Desired Skills & Experience
Bachelors Degree
MBA is preferred.
3-10 years’ experience in a similar product management, marketing, or business development role including experience in managing a product line, life cycle , pricing, and forecasting and supply/demand responsibility
Will have worked closely with major multiples in a customer facing role.
Knowledge of current New Product Development systems.
The ability to work unaided and on your own initiative is a key.
Experience of dealing with suppliers.
Engaged in extensive research work in FCMG products (not food)
Strong customer focus with a demonstrated track record of successful customer interactions.
Strong communication (written and verbal), interpersonal, relationship building, analytical, project management and planning skills are necessary to be successful in this position.
Willing to travel outstation at any given time.
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Paul Okoye(p-square) and girlfriend welcome baby boy

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PHOTO: Striker Vucinic Takes Off His Clothes After Scoring For Juventus

Juventus Striker Mirko Vucinic went crazy after scoring a penalty recently.

With players banned from taking their shirts off in celebration, the Juventus forward instead whipped off his shorts during their clash with Pescara.
The amazing moment came after he slotted home a penalty in front of the 40,000 crowd in Turin.

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"We Have Not Committed Any Wrong To Deserve Amnesty"– Boko Haram

The leader of the radical Islamist group Boko Haram has rejected the idea of any potential amnesty deal, which the country’s presidency said it would study in a bid to curb a bloody insurgency, in a statement obtained by AFP Thursday.

Abubakar Shekau, the purported head of Boko Haram who has been designated a global terrorist by the United States, claimed his group had “not committed any wrong to deserve amnesty.”
“Surprisingly, the Nigerian government is talking about granting us amnesty. What wrong have we done? On the contrary, it is we that should grant you pardon,” he said, listing what he described as the state’s “atrocities” against Muslims.
The Hausa language audio recording was distributed by email in a manner consistent with previous Boko Haram messages, and the voice was similar to that of previous Shekau statements.
President Goodluck Jonathan last week formed a panel to look at the possibility of offering an amnesty deal to the Islamists, whose insurgency has left more than 3,000 people dead since 2009, including killings by the security services.
Jonathan has come under intense pressure over the issue, with politicians from the country’s violence-torn north as well as Nigeria’s highest Muslim spiritual figure, the Sultan of Sokoto, calling for amnesty.
The panel, reportedly to be composed of national security officials, northern leaders and others, is due to report later this month.
The move has been widely debated in Nigerian media in recent days.
Boko Haram has claimed to be fighting for an Islamic state in Africa’s most populous nation and largest oil producer.
The group also claimed the February 19 kidnapping of a French family of seven over the border in Cameroon. Their whereabouts remain unknown.
Boko Haram’s demands however have repeatedly shifted and the group is believed to include various factions in addition to imitators.
Nigeria offered an amnesty to militants in the southern oil-producing Niger Delta region in 2009, which has been credited with greatly reducing unrest there, though oil theft has since flourished.
Violence blamed on Boko Haram has been concentrated in the mostly Muslim north.
Christian and Muslim civilians, the security services and other symbols of authority have been among the group’s victims.

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Must Read: Mercy Johnson’s Advise To Poor Nigerians

The last may not have been heard from Mercy Johnson the Super star mum expected into the shores of Nigeria soonest, as lately she has taken to the social network media to pour out her heart,offering words of advice to the downtrodden.
The latest from her stable are words which she dedicated to the Jobless, homeless and childless individuals in the society in her well crafted admonition,mercy said:
“I know right now you may be stressed, worried, troubled, disappointed, dumped, confused….. But everything is gonna be OKAY in the END. If it’s not okay then it’s not your end, trust me. You just still have to keep on trying till you make it.
I know you are asking yourself several questions like why me being poor? Why me being disappointed? Why me being Jobless? Why me being confused? Why me being homeless? Why me being cheated on? Why me not having my own house? Why me being dumped? Why me being childless? Why me being single? Why me not being happy like other people? And many more different questions, But I tell you what my friends, everyone has his or her own day of luck, we all have different chances and opportunities. They just never happen on the same days. Your day will come.
So don’t LOSE HOPE and don’t think of GIVING UP right now. You will be the happiest at the END. It’s a matter of being PATIENT, DETERMINED and praying to GOD. Don’t hate yourself and don’t hate life because you’re not the only one in that situation. We are all going through that. God be with you. – Mercy Johnson”

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LAUTECH RIOT: Only One Student Died - Management

The management of Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso, Nigeria, has debunked newspaper reports that three students of the institution died in the students’ protests on Monday,saying that only one student died.
The management, in a letter dated April 10, 2013 and signed by the institution’s Registrar, J.A. Agboola, also gave the full details of the crisis and how the student died.
Agboola said the “accident occured on the Ogbomoso-Ilorin road caused by a reckless driver who veered off the road and hit a 200-Level female student of the Department of Science Laboratory Technology, by name Olojugba Folakemi Esther which resulted in her death.
“Two  students and three other persons (who are not LAUTECH students) were also hit by the reckless driver, but they only sustained injuries. The two LAUTECH students involved in the accident are currently receiving treatment at LAUTECH Teaching Hospital, Ogbomoso.”
The Registrar said the reporter did not have the source of the story from the institution’s management, saying it was “misleading in its content and capable of causing uproar in the university and resentment against the university.”

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Jim Iyke’s Identical imposter Nabbed in Onisha

Being  a twin could be awesome right? Especially when they both look exactly identical.
Ok, relax your nerves a little, Jim Iyke doesn’t really have a twin; however he has a look-alike who passes to people as the real deal and defrauds them of their hard-earned cash.
Officials of First City Monumental Bank have announced the apprehending of a fraudster who operates under the guise of being Jim Iyke on social networking sites.

In a series of Twitter messages, the bank officials on Wednesday April 3, 2013, informed the actor and his management team, that they have tracked down the impostor, “This is to inform @jimiykeofficial @greyology that we have tracked the impostor. He confessed to getting money from unsuspecting people via d scam and has since being handed over to d Onitsha police” @myfcmb tweeted.
This comes less than a week after the actor publicly denied owning an account on Instagram, the picture sharing social site.
Mitch Ngaman, Iyke’s media manager, confirmed the story and added that efforts are in place to ascertain whether or not there is a connection between the facebook impostor and the one on Instagram

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